Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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