She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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