That's intense
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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