just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
