Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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