your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I bet he comes in French.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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