Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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