no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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