we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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