We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I hate all girls vehemently.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Found your dick twin last night
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
