i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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