real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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