He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
