I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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