I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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