When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
there was a trapeze. enough said
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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