Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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