I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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