So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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