I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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