the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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