I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Oh god it's open bar.
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