Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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