You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome