Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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