Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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