Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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