just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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