Christians are straight up FREAKS
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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