Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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