i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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