Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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