i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
