idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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