I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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