Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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