Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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