don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
third nipple confirmed
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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