you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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