i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.