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We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.