Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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