Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You dont lie about slip and slides
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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