Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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