better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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