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(248): View more from Michigan

hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word

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(248): hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word http://tfl.nu/bxy9

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Public safety found my id!

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And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.

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(248): Public safety found my id! (248): And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had. http://tfl.nu/apb6

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(443): View more from Maryland

My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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(443): My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat. http://tfl.nu/c3g0

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(407): View more from Florida

it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.

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(407): it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone. http://tfl.nu/u2hu

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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.

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(302): stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth. http://tfl.nu/4sta

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario

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(314): I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario http://tfl.nu/9b6y

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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher

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(401): She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher http://tfl.nu/uenp

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.

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(414): Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests. http://tfl.nu/dptn

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(214): View more from Texas

I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine

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(214): I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine http://tfl.nu/8nsa

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(334): View more from Alabama

Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.

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(334): Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions. http://tfl.nu/wk8c

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots

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(780): One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots http://tfl.nu/onvu

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(928): View more from Arizona

I deem it safe for us to drink together again.

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They dropped the charges?

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Yeppers. Come drink beers.

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(928): I deem it safe for us to drink together again. (1-928): They dropped the charges? (928): Yeppers. Come drink beers. http://tfl.nu/va29

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Why is there broken glass in my purse?

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You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting

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(403): Why is there broken glass in my purse? (1-403): You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting http://tfl.nu/xg38

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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.

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(503): Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun. http://tfl.nu/5we2

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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce

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(847): I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce http://tfl.nu/nrhe

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