You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I want to have your abortion
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?