I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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