So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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