i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
