new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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