im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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