if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
the raccoons are back...
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