He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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