doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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